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This past long weekend I traveled north of the border for the Kootenay Coldsmoke Festival at Whitewater Ski and Winter resort outside of Nelson, BC. Nelson is a nice little town of 10,000 people where everyone is a potter, painter, professional thinker, ski bum and coffee buff. Everyone’s really friendly, half the people there don’t work, they get unemployment from the government and seem to do pretty well. Socialism is hawt!
A few things about our neighbors to the north. The beer there? Yep, stronger. Marijuana? I’ll relay a little story here. We met a friend while we were there, let’s call him Woodsman. Woodsman lives in an even smaller town called Ymir (pronounced why-mer) and one night he’s hanging on his couch with a hooge bag of the herbs on his lap and there’s a knock at the door. Woodsman here invites in the guest without so much as leaving the couch and that visitor happens to be a local police officer. Here’s how the exchange goes, as related to me by Woodsman.
Woodsman (with hooge bag of herb in his lap): Evening…
Police: How ya doing there, buddy? What’cha got there?
Woodsman: Oh, this is just my hooge bag of herb
Police: Yeah, I see that, you got a basement here in the house?
Woodsman: No, no basement, I have a crawl space, want to see it?
Police: Sure thing, thanks (he has a look, nothing shocking in there, like, say, a hooge grow operation) Well, thanks, you have a good evening now.
Woodsman: You too, see you around.
But enough of all this about drugs and booze, we came here for one reason and that’s to ski and kick some Canadian mountain tail!
This would be our playground for the next 4 days. Whitewater Mountain is 500 acres of lift-served ski resort, but the real gem of this place is the open gates and backcountry access.



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