This romance thing is no joke!

How’s that rose made out of Dove chocolate working on your main squeeze? Did you hook up the smoking hot lady who works around the corner from you with a dag-nasty Russell Stovers box this year? Did Red Lobster finally pull you in to thinking that a seafood bonanza for $19.95 is the way to your girls heart? Oh my oh my, I know players, this romance thing is no joke. Breaking out of the box and thinking strategically is not just for meetings and interviews, if you want to be rich in matters larger than cash money, it’s time to branch out and get crazy.

I called E on Wednesday afternoon, she had just got fresh out of the dentist chair (sweetest kisses this side of heaven, baby!) and told her to pack her bag for an overnight adventure. We hopped in the Subie and drove West on California 128 towards Highway 1. California 128 winds through non-touristy Northern California, more cattle ranches than vineyards. Once you get down from the mountains the road cruises through 150 foot redwoods packed tightly together on spongy moss and fern covered soil.

Coming, literally, out of the woods, CA 128 meets Highway 1 just south of Albion where estuary rich land meets the magnificent, daunting crashing Pacific. About 15 minutes of sexy Hwy 1 curves and we turned off at our destination for the evening, Heritage House located in Little River.

The digs